Limited Edition Zombie Bait Shirts!!!!!!!
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Congratulations to those of you lucky enough to snatch up one of our very limited edition Zombie Bait Shirts!!! You are one of a total 37 people IN THE WORLD (provided we sell out of the few extras we ordered) who will ever own this shirt (unless of course there’s some huge spike in demand….Hey, we gots to get paid). If you pre-ordered it, you received one of the most rockin’ mixed tapes ever. Period. In fact, you’re probably rockin’ out to it right now whilst wondering what shirt you will be using the $10 off coupon code for while simultaneously pondering how awesome you are to be only one of 22 people to be allowed to use that code. And you’re probably basking in your wonderfulness since you were able to crack the morse code (do you always multi-task so well?)….. And if you happen to be the one who had enough time to crack the morse code on track two for the grand prize, post it below in a comment so we can get you your stuff already!!!!!!!!
Craig
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