Mr. Prez rejects call for modeling for American Apparel
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Mr. P-rez himself Craig has again turned down American Apparel’s request that he model for them at one of their trade show events in Las Vegas. He simply just does not have the time, and he refuses to wear a silly pink unitard that makes his skin itchy. He’s got allergies dammit, and besides as he was once quoted saying, “modeling is for choads.”
That being said he does appreciate all the feaux pornographic images of the American Apparel models in their silly little retro workout wear in their photo galleries and online collections–more than he likes making blog posts at the very least.
Other than that it has been a relatively slow news day with the exception of us getting one step closer to choosing our final printer. We’ve gone through about 15 different different people now and we finally have a competitive quote from a reliable printer. I personally can’t wait till we can do all of this stuff in house if we ever get to the point. That and getting to wear hoodies with skulls on them.

Tim is the co-owner of Assault, and is responsible for the design and development of both Assault Shirts.com as well as AssaultBLOG.com. 